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"In My Next Life"


In this life I'm a woman.


In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When
you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing
but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.


Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
stupid. I could deal with that, too.


When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who
are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and
wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could
definitely deal with that.


If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
deal with that.


If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs
and excess body fat.


Yup... gonna be a bear.